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    weight, anointing and the worship team....

    apparently if you're overweight you're not allowed to be on the worship team at this church. The anointing gets stuck in your fat and can't flow out to others...

    http://www.christianpost.com/news/ch...inting-170814/

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    weight, anointing and the worship team....-weight-jpg

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    The fat lady aint singing there

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    Everyone should prove that they can run a mile in under 6 minutes plus do pullups, dips and pistol squats for a while before being allowed to have any function in a church. Then they should hire me as their boot camp instructor, I will send them flying and I don't need scripture for that.

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    As a log truck driver, Rod had many hours to pray and listen to teaching tapes. During that time, as he listened to the preaching of Kenneth E. Hagin and others, his faith and relationship with God grew to a deeper level then ever before. It was in 1982 that the Lord spoke to his heart and told him to go to Rhema Bible Training Center in Oklahoma. Rod graduated in 1988 and Rebecca graduated in 1989.
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    You must also be a six figure earner to qualify as usher!

    j/k, who knows? I actually thought wheeze posted a satirical article but apparently these folks are real.

    Also from article..

    As a part of the worship team, we have specific guidelines that we have established for our team to work together and to be the best we can be," the church explained in the document. "Please read this carefully. You must be in 100% agreement for you to flow with our team and in order for the anointing to flow through you."
    http://www.christianpost.com/news/ch...inting-170814/

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    "A submissive attitude is very important among the worship team members. Speaking against the leadership will not be tolerated."
    "Smoking, use of narcotics or alcohol, swearing, illicit sexual behavior and ongoing family problems are not acceptable in a music minister's life and will not be tolerated."
    "Bodies must be clean and use of effective deodorant is essential to positive interpersonal relationships."
    "Remember that the way we look is of utmost importance. We are the first thing the congregation sees. People do judge by appearance. We never get a second chance to make that first impression. Please be sure that your style and clothing bring honor and glory to God, isn't excessive and doesn't draw unnecessary attention to yourself."
    http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-no...ays_hills.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by John View Post
    http://www.newcreationchurch.tv/meet-the-pastors

    You must also be a six figure earner to qualify as usher!

    j/k, who knows? I actually thought wheeze posted a satirical article but apparently these folks are real.

    Also from article..



    http://www.christianpost.com/news/ch...inting-170814/

    weight, anointing and the worship team....-red-flag-png
    I don't always kid around you know.... stuff like this really causes me to have issues with certain churches...

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheeze View Post
    weight, anointing and the worship team....-weight-jpg
    Ah...and why does it have to be a her.. My husband does this a LOT..he gets behind someone driving in a way that annoys him and he will almost always say something to "HER'...only to find out quite often the source of his irritation is a man..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quest View Post
    Ah...and why does it have to be a her.. My husband does this a LOT..he gets behind someone driving in a way that annoys him and he will almost always say something to "HER'...only to find out quite often the source of his irritation is a man..

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheeze View Post
    weight, anointing and the worship team....-weight-jpg
    Quote Originally Posted by Quest View Post
    Ah...and why does it have to be a her.. My husband does this a LOT..he gets behind someone driving in a way that annoys him and he will almost always say something to "HER'...only to find out quite often the source of his irritation is a man..
    Preach it Sis!

    Tho Wheeze does get extra credit for successfully resurrecting John's church police memes.

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    Too much control in that church

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