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    Confirmed: Chick-Fil-A Open On Sundays In Heaven

    HEAVEN—An angelic representative for Chick-fil-A confirmed Wednesday morning that its restaurants located in Heaven are open seven days a week, rather than closing on Sundays as the fast food chain's earthly locations are known for.

    The statement was released in response to "literally millions" of prayers and petitions from Christians concerned about the operating hours of the establishment in the heavenly realms.

    "There is no death, nor mourning, nor crying, nor pain, nor excellent chicken sandwich establishments closing their doors for 24 hours each week, for the former things have passed away," the heavenly messenger confirmed, adding also that normal business hours do not apply in glory, and the beloved purveyor of moist chicken never closes...

    http://babylonbee.com/news/confirmed...undays-heaven/

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    Sweet!!!

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    Don't want to be a buzz kill, but one better enjoy Chick-Fil-A while they still can....



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    Quote Originally Posted by krystian View Post
    HEAVEN—An angelic representative for Chick-fil-A confirmed Wednesday morning that its restaurants located in Heaven are open seven days a week, rather than closing on Sundays as the fast food chain's earthly locations are known for.

    The statement was released in response to "literally millions" of prayers and petitions from Christians concerned about the operating hours of the establishment in the heavenly realms.

    "There is no death, nor mourning, nor crying, nor pain, nor excellent chicken sandwich establishments closing their doors for 24 hours each week, for the former things have passed away," the heavenly messenger confirmed, adding also that normal business hours do not apply in glory, and the beloved purveyor of moist chicken never closes...

    http://babylonbee.com/news/confirmed...undays-heaven/
    I Corinthians 6:13
    Food is for the stomach and the stomach is for food, but God will do away with both of them....
    When your praise match your prayers, the answer will come.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GodismyJudge View Post
    Don't want to be a buzz kill, but one better enjoy Chick-Fil-A while they still can....



    I Corinthians 6:13
    Food is for the stomach and the stomach is for food, but God will do away with both of them....







    Well as an encouragement to us foodies, it has to mean something else, because there will be a marriage SUPPER of the Lamb. Chick-fil-a for everybody!!!

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