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    "Early experiments found that the critters would rather starve than eat mammal blood, which is thicker and higher in protein than fatty bird plasma.But now scientists at the Federal University of Pernambuco in Recife, Brazil, had found that a colony of hairy vampire bats have been secretly munching on humans..."

    Soooo like...they sneak up you and you don't realize that there's a bat on you sucking your blood?


    Quote Originally Posted by Romans828 View Post
    DANG! - I have purchased those "so-called" Organic Salad products before, thinking I'm eating "healthy" and more sensibly...
    Since the bats are free range they're organically raised...and low in carbs too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by krystian View Post
    ...Soooo, they sneak up on you and you don't realize that there's a bat on you sucking your blood?

    Since the bats are free range they're organically raised...and low in carbs too.
    LOL! -

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    Quote Originally Posted by krystian View Post
    "Early experiments found that the critters would rather starve than eat mammal blood, which is thicker and higher in protein than fatty bird plasma.But now scientists at the Federal University of Pernambuco in Recife, Brazil, had found that a colony of hairy vampire bats have been secretly munching on humans..."

    Soooo like...they sneak up you and you don't realize that there's a bat on you sucking your blood?
    They are good with sleeping victims of all kinds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by krystian View Post
    -Two people in Florida ate some salad from a container before discovering the remains of a dead bat inside of it, officials said.


    https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/10/b...alad.html?_r=0
    It would be a good source of protein.

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    Quote Originally Posted by victoryword View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nikos View Post
    It would be a good source of protein.
    You would know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Valiant Woman View Post
    You would know.
    What a low sense of humor. Repentance is in order.

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    wow....ugh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nikos View Post
    It would be a good source of protein.
    Quote Originally Posted by Valiant Woman View Post
    You would know.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nikos View Post
    What a low sense of humor. Repentance is in order.
    That's a peculiar form of "church" you are having there, guys. Nonono, just carry on.

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