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Thread: Church Revokes 92-Year-Old Woman's Membership for Not Tithing

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    To the tune of Eminem:

    Listen Grandma, I didn't mean to hurt you
    I didn't mean to make you cry
    But tonight, you need to start tithing

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    Old tithers never die, they just fade away (I mean they get kicked out for breaking the rules).

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    Maybe we need a little music to lighten all of us up. We may, possibly, could, sort of need to smile a while.



    Wait is that Grandma King with her wig off. Why is she so happy? Maybe, possibly, sort of, kind of, could be she is happy because she don't have to pay tihe like the Bible said! Shame on her!!!

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    I don't find this situation funny, and I have a pretty twisted sense of humor.....

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    Hey Nikos, for fear of pointing out the obvious... Aren't you a bit old to be pickin on old people?


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    Quote Originally Posted by CatchyUsername View Post
    I don't find this situation funny, and I have a pretty twisted sense of humor.....
    It's not the situation I find funny, it is the REACTION to the situation I find funny and am parodying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CatchyUsername View Post
    I don't find this situation funny, and I have a pretty twisted sense of humor.....
    O no! So sorry. Attention everyone: get out your handkerchiefs and lets all join in with Catchy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by John View Post
    Hey Nikos, for fear of pointing out the obvious... Aren't you a bit old to be pickin on old people?

    I feel young compared to a 92 yr old.

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    Fill the hole in your heart
    with the whole of God
    give him the whole
    and don't take it back

    The whole is much better
    than bits and pieces
    trust is based on whole hearts
    not hearts doing this then that

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    Does that fit this thread ? Yeah, why not.

    Am I drunk ? No, I'm just trying to get through the liter of peppermint tea I just found I'm able to get out of that small bunch of peppermint leaves I got at the Turkish store earlier today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nikos View Post
    I feel young compared to a 92 yr old.
    Naw, some 92 year olds are quite able.

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