There are a couple I don't get. Can anyone help?
~ A synonym strolls into a tavern.
Stroll is a synonym for walk.
~ A question mark walks into a bar?
~ Two quotation marks walk into a "bar".
~ A non-Oxford comma walks into a bar with two people, a dog and a cat.
~ A cliche walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.
~ The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
~ The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.
~ A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
~ A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting right away. With a cute little sentence fragment.
~ A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and figuratively gets hammered.
~ Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.
~ An infinitive and a gerund walk into a bar to enjoy drinking.
Above my pay grade. Or intelligence level.
~ A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.
~ A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing.
~ A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.
~ A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.
~ An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.
~ Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says: "Get out -- we don't serve your type!"
~ A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony.
~ A rabbi, a priest, and a pastor walk into a bar. The bartender says: "What is this, some kind of joke?"