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    The End Is Near

    Ole is the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church and Pastor Sven is the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road.

    One day they are seen pounding a sign into the ground, which said:

    DA END ISS NEAR!
    TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW
    BAFOR IT ISS TOO LATE!

    As a car sped past them, the driver leans out his window and yells, "Leave people alone, you Skandihoovian religious nuts!"

    From the curve, they hear screeching tires and a big splash.

    Shaking his head, Rev. Ole says, "Dat's da terd one dis mornin'.

    "Yaa," Pastor Sven agrees, then asks,

    "Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say, 'Bridge Out?'"

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