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    I'll bet it's a good likeness....

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    Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

    Only in America .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.

    Only in America .....do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters..

    Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

    Only in America .........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight..

    Only in America ....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering

    EVER WONDER ....


    Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

    Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

    Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

    Why is it that Doctors call what they do 'practice'?

    Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

    Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

    Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

    Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

    Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

    You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

    Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

    Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

    If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

    If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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    So a friend called & asked me if I could loan her $500 to help her pay her rent. And you know me always willing to help my friends & family out... I told her..."give me a minute let me check my account & I'll call u right back." Before I could check my account her brother calls & says, "Don't give her any money because she's lying." her brother proceeds to tell me that she wants to use that $500 to get her boyfriend out of jail because she wants to be under the same roof with him for her birthday!!!
    So I thought about it for a minute, & decided to go ahead & give her the $500 cuz we all need help at times. So I called her back & said, "I got you."

    A couple hours later, I got a call from the Liberty County Jail, & it was her. I say hello & she starts screaming & asking, "Why did you give me counterfeit money?!"
    I replied: " so you & your boyfriend would be under the same roof for your birthday!!!"

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