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    Quote Originally Posted by krystian View Post
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    They did in that hotel in Romania in 2005, or close enough.

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    For those who like puns...

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    Groan




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    This I say therefore, and testify in the Lord, that ye henceforth walk not as other Gentiles walk, in the vanity (futility) of their mind, having the understanding darkened...
    (Ephesians 4:17-18)

    Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly...
    (Psalm 1)

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    Quote Originally Posted by krystian View Post
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    Rasputin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by fuego View Post
    Rasputin?
    LOL...noooooo. Think about it and if you still don't get it scroll down.






























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    Quote Originally Posted by krystian View Post
    LOL...noooooo. Think about it and if you still don't get it scroll down.
    Well you gotta admit, Ritz-putin/Rasputin was pretty good not to be the right answer. :biggrin:

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    Clean jokes

    Q: How do you make an egg roll?

    A: You push it.
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    Q: What did the horse say when it fell down?

    A: I've fallen and I can't giddy up.
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    Q: Why did the stadium get hot after the game?

    A: Because all the fans left.
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    Q: What dog keeps the best time?

    A: A watch dog.
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    Q: What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?

    A: A receding hare line.
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    Q: How do you stop a bull from charging?

    A: Take away his credit card.
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    Q: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own?

    A: It was two tired.
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    Q: What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

    A: Bison.
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    Q: Why do bakers work so hard?

    A: Because they want to make a lot of dough.
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    Q: Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?

    A: Because his career was in ruins.

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    More clean jokes

    Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?

    A: A bulldozer.
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    Q: How do you make antifreeze?

    A: You steal her blanket.
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    Q: How do you make a goldfish age?

    A: Take out the "g."
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    Q: What word is always spelled wrong in the dictionary?

    A: Wrong.
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    Q: What do you call two fat people having a chat?

    A: A heavy discussion.
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    Q: What did one hat say to another?

    A: You stay here, I'll go on a head.
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    Q: What do you give to a sick lemon?

    A: Lemon aid.
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    Q: What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

    A: I don't know and I don't care.
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    Q: What do you call a bear with no socks on?

    A: Bare foot.
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    Q: What store do dogs refuse to go to?

    A: The flea market.
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    Q: What belongs to you, but others use more?

    A: Your name.
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    Q: What did one elevator say to the other elevator?

    A: I think I'm coming down with something.
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    Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

    A: Because then it would be a foot.
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    Q: What kind of button won't unbutton?

    A: A bellybutton.
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    Q: Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

    A: To get to the second hand shop.
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    Q: What did one plate say to the other?

    A: Dinners on me.
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    Q: Why do fish always know how much they weigh?

    A: They have scales.
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    Q: Why did the girl bring lipstick and eye-shadow to school?

    A: She had a make-up exam.
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    Q: What do John The Baptist and Winnie The Pooh have in common?

    A: Their middle names.
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    Q: How do you kill a circus act?

    A: Go for the juggler.
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    Q: What do you call a fairy that doesn't take a bath?

    A: Stinkerbell.
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    Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?

    A: Ground beef.
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    Q: What did the tree do before his road trip?

    A: He packed his trunk.
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    Q: What did one tree in the military say to the other?

    A: What branch are you in?
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    Q: What did one car say to the other when it was tired of their
    relationship?

    A: I need a brake.
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    Q: What kind of jelly does a car hate most?

    A: Traffic jam.
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    Q: What part of town did the ghetto car come from?

    A: The hood.
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