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    There's a psychic midget who escaped police custody. Be on the lookout for a small medium at large.

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    I can't remember when I posted a pun about my spine. I believe it was about a weak back.

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    A pun hasn't completely matured until it is full groan.

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    Pun enters a room, kills 10 people. Pun in, ten dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nikos View Post
    Pun enters a room, kills 10 people. Pun in, ten dead.
    (GROAN)

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    Two snails engaged in a fierce boxing match.
    It was a real slug fest.

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    What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending.

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    Pete the pancake maker quit IHOP to become a poet.
    He went from batter to verse.

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    Real eyes realize real lies.

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    You've heard of Murphy's Law.

    Here's Cole's Law: When you mix cabbage, carrots and mayonnaise, you get salad.



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