Funny Pictures, Sayings and Cartoons

**Nikos** · 07-09-2021, 01:10 PM

There's a psychic midget who escaped police custody. Be on the lookout for a small medium at large.

**Nikos** · 07-09-2021, 01:12 PM

I can't remember when I posted a pun about my spine. I believe it was about a weak back.

**Nikos** · 07-09-2021, 01:14 PM

A pun hasn't completely matured until it is full groan.

**Nikos** · 07-09-2021, 01:16 PM

Pun enters a room, kills 10 people. Pun in, ten dead.

**Nikos** · 07-09-2021, 01:17 PM

Originally Posted by Nikos

Pun enters a room, kills 10 people. Pun in, ten dead.

(GROAN)

**Nikos** · 07-09-2021, 01:20 PM

Two snails engaged in a fierce boxing match.
It was a real slug fest.

**Nikos** · 07-09-2021, 01:21 PM

What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending.

**Nikos** · 07-09-2021, 01:29 PM

Pete the pancake maker quit IHOP to become a poet.
He went from batter to verse.

**Nikos** · 07-09-2021, 01:36 PM

Real eyes realize real lies.

**Nikos** · 07-09-2021, 01:41 PM

You've heard of Murphy's Law.

Here's Cole's Law: When you mix cabbage, carrots and mayonnaise, you get salad.

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