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    The 'unnamed' would be Sammy Davis Jr.

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    Hillbilly Moms Letter

    Dear Son, I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast.

    We don't live where we did when you left.

    Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved.

    Won't be able to send you the address as the last Arkansas family that lived here took the numbers with them for their house, so they wouldn't have to change their address.

    This place has a washing machine. The first day I put four shirts in it, pulled the chain and haven't seen 'em since.

    It only rained twice this week, three days the first time and four days the second time.

    The coat you wanted me to send to you, Aunt Sue said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with them heavy buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.

    We got a bill from the funeral home, and it said if we didn't make the final payment on Grandma's funeral bill, up she comes.

    About your sister, she had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether if it is a boy or girls so dont know if you are an Aunt or Uncle???

    Your Uncle John fell in the whiskey vat. Some men tried to get him out, but he fought them off playfully, so he drowned.

    We cremated him and he burned for three days.

    Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pickup.

    One was driving and the other two were in the back. The driver got out. He rolled down the window and swam to safety.

    The other 2 drowned. They couldn't get the tailgate down.

    Not much more news this time.

    Nothing much happened. If you don't get this letter, please let me know and I will send another one.
    Love, Mom

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    A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.
    His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car."
    The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.
    After about six weeks his father said, "Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut."
    The boy said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair."
    (You're going to love the Dad's reply!)
    "Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went..?"

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