I fell up the stairs
While running
up wooden stairs
with a bowl of canned cat food in my hand
took the brunt right below the left kneecap
That was about 6 weeks ago, and I'm still recovering.
Others:
Dropping the phone (constantly, but I have a good phone case so no breakage).
Nearly chopping the tip of my finger off (2 years ago) with a very sharp knife. That resulted in a trip to the emergency room. The good news is my fingernail regrew and attached to the nail bed and you can hardly tell what happened.
Tripping on flat surfaces