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    Funny Stuff....

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    Zephaniah 3:17

    The Lord your God is with you, the Mighty Warrior who saves. He will take great delight in you; in his love he will no longer rebuke you, but will rejoice over you with singing."

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    THE BOOPS

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    Me being silly
    "Greater is He that's in me then He that's in the world"

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    The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
    He acquired his size from too much pi.

    I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out
    to be an optical Aleutian.

    A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it
    was a weapon of math disruption.

    No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

    A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for
    littering.

    A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
    Blownapart.

    Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

    A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking
    into it.

    Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

    Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

    Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to
    the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

    I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

    A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the
    Grass.'

    The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium
    at large.

    The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a
    seasoned veteran.

    A backward poet writes inverse.

    In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your
    count that votes.

    When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

    If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.

    A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The
    stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion
    allowed per passenger.'

    Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in
    the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't
    have your kayak and heat it too.

    Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The
    other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'

    Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root
    canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

    There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope
    that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

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    Hadn't heard most of those before, pretty good!

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    I've got more so I'll have to post them some day

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