Thread: liven this place up with some puns....

Originally Posted by krystian

Wheeze or PapaB should've posted this one.


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sorry but the cat got my tongue on this one....

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

I used to be a banker but I lost interest

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, they gave him the cold shoulder.

The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.