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    rebuking my dashboard...

    left the house this afternoon 2 pickup my son from work when i discovered my dashboard lights didn't work. it was dark outside so i was concerned because i could not see my speed. sooooo i turned my lights off and on again (yes n the dark and yes while i was driving. its called faith people...) when i turned off my headlights my dashboard lit up and when i turned my lights on my dashboard went completely dark. in a moment of righteous anger i slapped the dash board and rebuked it casting out the demon inside it! i then heard the Holy Spirit speak to me saying "why did you do that?" i said "Holy Spirit my dashboard is possessed!!!!!!" He got quiet 4 a few seconds and said "check your light switch to the left of ur steering wheel." i checked and the switch was n the off position which n my spiritual wisdom i turned on and the dashboard lite up like a christmas tree! yes yes yes i know christmas is pagan blah blah blah.... the Holy Spirit started laughing YES i mean laughing at me. Delilah, my car, was very upset with me soooooo i had to smooth her feathers with a "I'm sorry it won't happen again promise!" nissans r very sensitive cars....

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    At least you trusted the Lord to tell you what was going on.

    I've done that numerous times and the first thing the Holy Spirit does is remind me to check the basics... and that usually solves the issue as I check things out and find something simple and basic I should have done, such as turn on the switch.

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    So if the Son sets you free, you will be free indeed. John's Avatar
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    The occasional vehicle rebuke is just good preventative maintenance.

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