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Church Installs Trapdoor That Activates If Woman Approaches Pulpit

SUN VALLEY, CA—Elders at Gracious Grace Christian Church confirmed Wednesday they've installed a trapdoor that activates if a woman approaches the pulpit.

Church Installs Trapdoor That Activates If Woman Approaches Pulpit | The Babylon Bee