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    The author of the Hokey Pokey died...

    Did you guys hear that the author of the song Hokey Pokey died?

    It's pretty sad... Turns out they had some problems at his funeral...

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    Ok.

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    They couldn't get his left foot in the coffin?

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    No, he kept putting his left foot in, and his left foot out, and shaking it all about

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    Man, I have more fun with this joke!
    Especially since I'm an ol guy where some people think older folks gotta know what they are talkin about.

    All ya do is hold a straight, serious face and add a few details like "I heard in the news where the guy that wrote the Hokey Pokey song passed away"

    And, immediately most people think you are being serious and they say that's too bad or something along those lines.

    Then, you tell them "yeah, they had some problems at his funeral" and by that time they are looking at you with a sad face wondering what could have gone wrong at the funeral...

    That's when you tell them "yeah, he kept putting his left foot in, and his left foot out, and shaking it all about"

    And normally they're all laughing at this point.

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    Another hokey pokey joke, although not quite as hilarious is...

    I used to be hooked on the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around!

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    Try this one on your friends. You ask them, "Did you hear the news story about the guy who went in to have his leg amputated and they took the wrong leg off?" Then stay silent. Your friend will almost for certain say something like "Wow, there's a lawsuit for you." Then you reply straight-faced, "No, they say he doesn't have a leg to stand on."

    (I know. I'm bad. )

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    That's a good one, I'll add that to my list.

    I like jokes that start off sounding like they actually happened.

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    The winner of the World Series of Poker (professional poker competition) was stripped of his title today due to testing positive for performance enhancing drugs… he tested positive for Botox!

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