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    Trump and the Pope

    President Trump invited the Pope for lunch on his mega yacht, the Pope accepted, and during lunch, a puff of wind blew the pontiff's hat right into the water. It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind died down and it just floated in place.

    The crew and the secret service were scrambling to launch a boat to go get it, when Trump waved them off, saying "Never mind boys, I'll go get it".

    The Donald climbed over the side of the yacht, walked on the water to the hat, picked it up, walked back on the water to the yacht and handed the hat to the Pope.

    The crew was speechless. The security team and the Pope's entourage were speechless also. No one knew what to say, not even the Pope.

    But that afternoon, NBC, CBS, ABC, MSNBC and CNN all knew how to cover the story. They all reported,

    "Trump Can't Swim!"

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    Since when did Trump walk on water ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colonel View Post
    Since when did Trump walk on water ?
    "____ Can't Swim!"

    I've heard something like that before.

    I'm pretty sure that it's an old joke that's just been recycled.
    This I say therefore, and testify in the Lord, that ye henceforth walk not as other Gentiles walk, in the vanity (futility) of their mind, having the understanding darkened...
    (Ephesians 4:17-18)

    Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly...
    (Psalm 1)

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