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07-18-2017, 12:49 PM
#461
flower planter
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07-18-2017, 12:53 PM
#462
Senior Member
Originally Posted by
krystian
They did in that hotel in Romania in 2005, or close enough.
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07-21-2017, 10:59 PM
#463
flower planter
For those who like puns...
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07-21-2017, 11:15 PM
#464
Senior Member
This I say therefore, and testify in the Lord, that ye henceforth walk not as other Gentiles walk, in the vanity (futility) of their mind, having the understanding darkened...
(Ephesians 4:17-18)
Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly...
(Psalm 1)
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07-21-2017, 11:54 PM
#465
Administrator
Originally Posted by
krystian
For those who like puns...
Rasputin?
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07-22-2017, 12:48 AM
#466
flower planter
Originally Posted by
fuego
Rasputin?
LOL...noooooo. Think about it and if you still don't get it scroll down.
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07-22-2017, 12:59 AM
#467
Administrator
Originally Posted by
krystian
LOL...noooooo. Think about it and if you still don't get it scroll down.
Well you gotta admit, Ritz-putin/Rasputin was pretty good not to be the right answer. :biggrin:
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07-22-2017, 08:17 PM
#468
Senior Member
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07-24-2017, 07:11 PM
#469
Senior Member
Clean jokes
Q: How do you make an egg roll?
A: You push it.
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Q: What did the horse say when it fell down?
A: I've fallen and I can't giddy up.
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Q: Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
A: Because all the fans left.
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Q: What dog keeps the best time?
A: A watch dog.
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Q: What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hare line.
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Q: How do you stop a bull from charging?
A: Take away his credit card.
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Q: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own?
A: It was two tired.
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Q: What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
A: Bison.
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Q: Why do bakers work so hard?
A: Because they want to make a lot of dough.
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Q: Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?
A: Because his career was in ruins.
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07-24-2017, 07:22 PM
#470
Senior Member
More clean jokes
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer.
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Q: How do you make antifreeze?
A: You steal her blanket.
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Q: How do you make a goldfish age?
A: Take out the "g."
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Q: What word is always spelled wrong in the dictionary?
A: Wrong.
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Q: What do you call two fat people having a chat?
A: A heavy discussion.
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Q: What did one hat say to another?
A: You stay here, I'll go on a head.
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Q: What do you give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid.
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Q: What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A: I don't know and I don't care.
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Q: What do you call a bear with no socks on?
A: Bare foot.
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Q: What store do dogs refuse to go to?
A: The flea market.
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Q: What belongs to you, but others use more?
A: Your name.
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Q: What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
A: I think I'm coming down with something.
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Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot.
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Q: What kind of button won't unbutton?
A: A bellybutton.
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Q: Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop.
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Q: What did one plate say to the other?
A: Dinners on me.
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Q: Why do fish always know how much they weigh?
A: They have scales.
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Q: Why did the girl bring lipstick and eye-shadow to school?
A: She had a make-up exam.
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Q: What do John The Baptist and Winnie The Pooh have in common?
A: Their middle names.
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Q: How do you kill a circus act?
A: Go for the juggler.
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Q: What do you call a fairy that doesn't take a bath?
A: Stinkerbell.
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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef.
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Q: What did the tree do before his road trip?
A: He packed his trunk.
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Q: What did one tree in the military say to the other?
A: What branch are you in?
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Q: What did one car say to the other when it was tired of their
relationship?
A: I need a brake.
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Q: What kind of jelly does a car hate most?
A: Traffic jam.
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Q: What part of town did the ghetto car come from?
A: The hood.
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