(In the tradition of "Grandma got run over by a Reindeer)
Chorus:
Grandma got kicked out by a pastor
Cause she didn't tithe re-gu-ler-lee
You say that you don't believe in tithing
But as for me and pastor we believe
She's just a sweet little grandma
Dressed in her Sunday best
But then the mailman brought a letter
That started just a whole big bloomin' mess
They said old girl wasn't tithing
Nor was she payin' her church dues
Cause she needed all her money
To buy her cuzzin Martha some new shoes
Chorus:
Grandma got kicked out by a pastor
Cause she didn't tithe re-gu-ler-lee
You say that you don't believe in tithing
But as for me and pastor we beleeeeeeeeeeeeeeve
As for me and pastor we believe (Yee-haw!)
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