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    Drunk, knife-wielding monkey reportedly attacks bar patrons

    -Firefighters said they were called to a bar in Brazil on Feb. 5 to deal with a drunk and disorderly primate who downed a glass of rum and picked up a kitchen knife, UPI reports.

    Authorities in Patos said the monkey began chasing men around with the knife.

    A video later surfaced of the monkey using the kitchen knife to scratch at the bar’s roof.

    The monkey was captured and released back into the wild, before being captured a second time for being aggressive toward residents of homes along the woods...

    *Video at link:

    http://www.foxnews.com/world/2016/02...r-patrons.html

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    Administrator fuego's Avatar
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    I'm surprised this isn't Australia. Just one of those stories that sounds like TT would be involved in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fuego View Post
    I'm surprised this isn't Australia. Just one of those stories that sounds like TT would be involved in.

    That's not a knife.....we don't have monkeys but if we did they would carry samurai swords

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    Yeah Fuego, whats the matter with you...you know better than that with Aussies. ;)


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    gives a whole new meaning to "smacking the monkey"

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    Incidents involving machetes are on the rise here in OK.

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    Nothing worse than an angry drunk!

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    Quote Originally Posted by krystian View Post
    Yeah Fuego, whats the matter with you...you know better than that with Aussies. ;)

    I started to mention Dundee and his knife myself.

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