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    M&M's Now Come in Peanut, Plain and WOKE

    The iconic M&M's characters are getting a woke-style "inclusive" makeover with new personalities.

    Mars Inc. said the six colored "lentils" need to change for a "more dynamic, progressive world."

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    "M&M's now come in peanut, plain and woke," said national radio host Todd Starnes.

    "So for the sake of inclusivity M&M's has made their candy-coated chocolates gender-neutral," Starnes said.

    In addition to looks and shapes and sizes, the M&M's will get "an updated tone of voice that is more inclusive, welcoming, and unifying, while remaining rooted in our signature jester, wit and humor."

    The green M&M will kick her white go-go boots off for "cool, laid-back sneakers to reflect her effortless confidence."

    The green M&M and the brown M&M will have a more friendly relationship, showcasing a "force supporting women."

    A more friendly relationship?

    "The man-hating M&M's are sort of a cross between Eleanor Roosevelt and Velma from Scooby Doo," Starnes said. "Plain, no nuts."



    The orange M&M will "embrace his true self, worries and all" in a push to relate to Gen-Z, the company said.

    And the red M&M, which has been depicted as a bully in the past, will be more kind to others.



    You can view the new characters on the website here.

    M&M’s Now Come in Peanut, Plain and WOKE - Todd Starnes

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    Quote Originally Posted by A.J. View Post
    When I first started reading this, I thought it was Babylon Bee and had to check the URL.
    If only it was.

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