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Jeff Foxworthy 'You might be a redneck if...' Thanksgiving version
First of all, I did hear Foxworthy say one time, "Here in the south we don't eat until we get full, we eat until we get tired." That definitely goes for Thanksgiving.
"If on Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat...you might be a redneck."
"If you've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table... you might be a redneck."
"If your Thanksgiving dinner was alive that morning... you might be a redneck!"
"You might be a redneck if your Thanksgiving centerpiece has ever been prepared by a taxidermist."
"You might be a redneck if your Thanksgiving turkey is stuffed with Hamburger Helper."
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