I don't understand the T.P. Panic - Does the Coronavirus give people DIARRHEA??!!
I don't understand the T.P. Panic - Does the Coronavirus give people DIARRHEA??!!
Ezekiel 33 (03-16-2020), Smitty (03-17-2020)
Ezekiel 33 (03-16-2020), FireBrand (03-14-2020), fuego (03-14-2020)
Up here in Cheboygan, the former Charmin factory is kicking out extra orders and expanding crews to keep up. Here is an encouraging report of their efforts.
Great Lakes Tissue Company works to keep up with sudden toilet paper demand | WPBN
Ezekiel 33 (03-16-2020), Highly Favoured (03-17-2020), John (03-15-2020)
Bernie: 'We Must Seize The Means Of Toilet Paper Production'
Bernie: 'We Must Seize The Means Of Toilet Paper Production' | The Babylon BeeBURLINGTON, VT—In a video message recorded from one of his many, many houses, Bernie Sanders has called on the workers of the world to unite and seize the means of toilet paper production.
Sanders was under quarantine because he is old and susceptible to the virus. So he delivered the message remotely, but it was just as powerful as if he had delivered it to thousands of Bernie bros in person: "Workers of the world, unite and seize the means of producing bath tissue in large quantities!"
Being a well-known communist, Sanders criticized the free market for having so much prosperity and toilet paper that people could run out and purchase hundreds of rolls they don't even need on a whim. "1% of the people now own 99% of the toilet paper. Under a socialist system, each person would get an equal amount, which would probably be two or three squares. But at least we would all be equal."
Ezekiel 33 (03-16-2020)
Another friendly day of shopping down under
Coronavirus crisis: Panic buying chaos as WA shoppers turn violent | PerthNow
A woman nearly punched in the head, shoppers yelling at each other to "get out of the f***king way" and dozens of people shoving multiple packs of toilet paper in their trolleys despite the one-pack limit.
Ezekiel 33 (03-16-2020)
I remember reading reports back in the day of long lines in the USSR of people waiting hours for one roll of TP. I hope I wasn't grinning.
Ezekiel 33 (03-16-2020)
The Toilet Paper Olympics 2020
March 15, 2020
by Nick Arama
One of the craziest things about the Wuhan Coronavirus so far has been the panic buying of toilet paper.
There was no shortage or reason to panic buy; what did the virus have to do with toilet paper?
But when people thought of staying in for a month or so, they think of what they might need, even if it isn't in short supply. Plus they see other people buying it, so they buy, creating a shortage when there wasn't one, creating even more panic buying efforts. It feeds on itself. And we aren't the only folks freaking out over it, it's happening in other places like the UK and Australia as well.
So here's a little salute to the Toilet Paper Olympics 2020. And if you weren't able to get any toilet paper when you went out, at least, maybe here's a little fun with it for you....
The Toilet Paper Olympics 2020
This I say therefore, and testify in the Lord, that ye henceforth walk not as other Gentiles walk, in the vanity (futility) of their mind, having the understanding darkened...
(Ephesians 4:17-18)
Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly...
(Psalm 1)
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People are so stupid. As a society this is why we can't have nice things.
Ezekiel 33 (03-16-2020)