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    The Shed

    I was going to buy a pizza and a voice gave me directions to go into the outback where there will be a hidden SHED

    Inside the SHED I met God - who appeared as a white Madonna, black Beyonce and hispanic J Lo - it was mind boggling
    They said you are the recipient of the latest greatest revelation and if people reject this they are narrow minded, religious legalists

    They said God is love and if you do anything in love you are OK. God said the Beatles were the first to have this awesome revelation and they wrote the hit song 'All you need is LOVE". God also loved Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

    God said female power is where its at and all men will soon become the servants of women who will rule
    I asked why did you appear to me as I am a man - they said deep down you are more female than any other female on earth
    They also said they really like my sense of humour

    They gave me a new name - Angelica

    Buy my latest book THE SHED - you will read about all the other amazing things that happened and you will never be the same

    A Movie will be coming out soon

    THE SHED

    You won't be disappointed


    ps. Don't tell anyone but I am having some doubts as God was arguing amongst herself as each were saying they were better than the others
    I thought God was united


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    God is using you to usher in revival!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FaithfulOne View Post
    God is using you to usher in revival!

    You can be part of it....just buy the book and watch the movie

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    I knew I shouldn't of trusted Madonna, Beyoncé and J Lo

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    Madonna could have been far worse than she is. Something happened in 2007 that I didn't understand the meaning of at all until these days of anti-Trumpism.

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    Cardinal TT, YOU IS CREZZY!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by victoryword View Post
    Cardinal TT, YOU IS CREZZY!!!!!!!!!
    Thought I'd try to lighten things up a bit

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